Pivot to potato farming in response to generative AI

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

New York, New York

1 April 2023

Syntheia announced today that it will be pivoting to potato farming technology, including mass production of power shovels and automated soil removal dusters, due to the rise of generative AI making all of our existing products redundant.

As a company that has always prided ourselves on innovation and staying ahead of the curve, Syntheia recognizes the need to adapt to changing market conditions. While the company's previous products were groundbreaking in their time, the rapid development of generative AI technology has rendered database and search technologies obsolete.

"We're excited to be pivoting to potato farming technology," said Horace Wu, CEO of Syntheia. "We believe that this is a growing industry with enormous potential for growth, and we're eager to bring our expertise and innovation to grow potatoes and similar tubers."

Syntheia plans to invest heavily in research and development to ensure that our potato farming technology is at the forefront of the industry. This includes the development of cutting-edge power shovels and automated soil removal dusters that will help commercial farmers and backyard warriors increase their efficiency and productivity.

"We're confident that our potato farming technology will revolutionize the industry," said Horace. "We're committed to providing farmers with the tools they need to succeed in a competitive market, and we believe that our products will do just that."

Syntheia will be phasing out its previous products immediately as it transitions to its new focus on potato farming technology. The company expects to see significant growth in this area in the coming years, and looks forward to continuing to lead the way in innovation and technological advancement.

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(This press release was written by ChatGPT)